It’s a mixed, up muddled up Bizarro World we live in

As a kid I never indulged in comic book reading. I never knew the difference between Marvel and DC comic heros or villians. I could not tell which capped character was is in the Justice League, Guardians of the Galaxy, or which one is an X-Man. I will admit I did watch the TV series Superman and later Batman as kid. But my comic book viewing never introduced me to the concept of the Bizarro World–or how it would be relevant today.

Today’s political world reads like a comic book. Instead of the Justice League we have the Freedom Caucus. Although its members, like Jim Jordan and Marjorie Taylor Green, do not run around in fancy tights and cape, they do act bizarre form time-to-time. It is hard to tell who are the good guys or bad guys without a comic book. It all depends on how you perceive government and which comic book you get your news from. It would be interesting to see what Marvel or DC could come up with thrilling MTG battling Jewish space lasers and California wildfires and seeking out Hunter Biden’s private parts. And then there is Jim Jordan slinking out of a Congressional cave rooting out the so-called liberal agenda spearheaded by the Bizarro Captain America, Joe Biden.

Oh, but wait. We have Fox News, CNN and MSNBC already writing the never ending saga of the Trump crusade to make America great again. Or is it Bizarro Captain Joe trying to save America from fascism and tyranny. You pick. Marvel or DC.

According to one Google search there have been 37 Marvel movies and 27 DC movies. If you go to IMDB website there have been around 200 movies and televised Superhero flicks of some sort or other. As I mentioned, as a kid I did watch some episodes of Superman on TV with George Reeves as “the man of steel.” And in 1966 I watched Batman. Britannica described Adam West and Batman as a “kitschy” TV series. Despite being laughably tacky, it was popular show for ABC.

But then I grew up and that ended my fascination with comic book heroes. I spent more time reading Time and Newsweek, until 1989. I remember watching Batman with Michael Keaton. But, to this day I could not tell you a single event from the movie. In 2002 I watched Spider-Man with Tobey Maguire. I recall his un-heroic looking costume. But mostly I recall the upside down kiss with Kirsten Dunst.

Later, a colleague bullied me to watch the 2008 Iron Man film with Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark. He gave me the CD to watch. I do remember a little more about this movie simply because my colleague made it mandatory that we have a post viewing discussion. Fortunately for me, it was more of him expounded on the movie and me nodding in agreement.

With my lack of interest in comics I naturally missed out on the concept of the Bizarro World. Strangely enough, It was through the TV show Seinfeld that I was awakened to the concept of the Bizarro World. How have I gone most of my life not knowing about the Bizarro World.

According to comicvine.gamespot, the Bizarro World is “where everything is different, and opposite of the way things are on Earth.” It is a planet populated with dopplegangers of Earth’s superheros. A planet that is a cube. The Bizarro concept seems simple, and it is one that I really do not want to delve too deeply in because I think many of the people today are already trapped in a real earthly Bizarro World.–starting with Qanon followers.

However, after a little research on the Bizarro World I am convinced it was created buy several guys stoned to the gourd sitting around a kitchen table coming up with stories as they passed a bong around. With the right amount of weed it is a storyline that can write itself, much like today’s political situation. The big difference is that the political pundits, squawking heads and consultants are not sitting around the same table getting stoned and agreeing on a storyline. It really is an easy writing technique taught in any middle school writing class: compare and contrast. If one side supports Ukraine the other has to be against it. If one side thinks the January 6 assault on the Capitol was a coup attempt, the other side believes it was freedom fighters taking the government back from leftists extremists who stole the election.

I would bet if we went to either political party’s House or Senate cloakroom late at night, and if we knew the secret knock, when the door opened, wafts of marijuana smoke mixed in with the aromatic smell of smoldering cigar smoke would greet us. We would see spaced-out senators like Ted Cruze as Baron Mordo, a man seeking to become the most powerful magician ever. On the other side of the Capitol we would find blitzed-out congressmen, like James Comer, sitting before half-scripted (Congressional investigations) comic panels as the Condiment King. Collider.com says, “Laugh all you want but he has a reputation…Condiment King may be goofy, campy, and pathetic, but that’s precisely the point. He’s meant to be a parody of the silly criminals that Batman used to fight back in the day.” And now that day is here in the Bizarro World. Stay away from the hot dog stand because you just might get splattered with mustard and onions.

And the looney left is not exempt from bizarre beliefs. We have been bombarded with its gender bending ideas. The English rock group, The Kinks, may have been way ahead of their time with their 1970 hit song Lola: “Girls will be boys and boys will be girls it’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up (Bizarro) world…”

But stay tuned. These bizarro characters are coming up with the next issue. It is sure to be action packed as the Culture Wars heat up. What set of books will be banned next? And who will be awake on the Woke battlefield to defend or attack the belief of systemic injustices in our society? And then there is the January 6 rematch when the Progressive Caucus will battle the Freedom Caucus in the Halls of Congress to see who can validate fake electors.

With the help of the news media, Congress has turned the functioning of the government into a world of opposites. It is a place where the House Democrats support a GOP Speaker. The GOP was a party that was a firm believer in what President George W. Bush called the Axis of Evil–Russia China and Iran. It was a party that was opposed to socialism. It opposed communist Russia from its inception. But now it is the party that snuggles up to the breast of Vladimir Putin for bedtime stories on the new kinder gentler Russian bear.

This is a bizarre world is where there are alternative facts, as if a fact is like rolling dice and picking which of the 216 possibilities you wish to believe is true. It is the believing science is really fiction, elections are faked and losers are winners. It is a place where college students think Hamas is fraternity and that October 7th was fraternity prank, a form hazing for the University of Gaza’s Rush Week.

We are living in a world where the concept that no one person is above the law. That equal justice under the law is just a suggestion. Some believe one certain elected official is above the law. This bizarro belief is being marched through the court system with legal impunity. Many legal minds are championing this idea of immunity. This concept is currently sitting before the Supreme Court. A Court whose wisdom and association with the Bizarro World is being questioned. The real bizarro question is: If one man is above the law, then is anybody below the law?

Trump: the Nation’s Sweet Tooth

Way back in August of 2018 I wrote, “Its 20/20: Trump in 2020.” I was wrong. Or maybe I was just off by six years.

And here we are in 2024 watching an election rerun like it was an old TV show canceled by one network now being picked up by a another–or so it seems. The 2024 election is like the animated Fox comedy Futurama, a TV show that aired on Fox from 1999 to 2003; but found new life on Comedy Central, where it lived on until 2013.

I am not sure anyone thought former President Donald Trump would just fade away and settle for reruns of his show. Without a doubt the Trump brand has unique selling and staying power. Unlike Enron it is a brand that defies all economic and social laws. In fact, it is beginning to have a shelf life like a package of Hostess Twinkies.

Like everybody, Trump knows that Twinkies hit the sweet spots. We also know, intrinsically, that something that tastes that good has to have some serious downsides. A package of Twinkies has 32 grams of sugar. And according to Eat This, Not That!, of those “32 grams of the sweet stuff, 31 grams are added sugar.” The American Heart Association recommends that men consume about 36 grams of added sugar while women should keep it to around 25 grams. Just do the math. Scarfing down that much added processed sugar adds no nutritional value to the diet.

I have seen cooking shows where a stick of butter was melted with a cup of sugar and then added to the mixing bowl. I could make the A Section of The New York Times taste palatable with a stick of butter, a cup of sugar and several teaspoons of vanilla extract–even the for most hardcore MAGA-man. (It is probably the only way MAGA would consume the NYT) We may be to the point where we are over indulging in Trump. There is no nutritional information coming from his campaign; and that is saying something when talking heads do not stray far from their talking points.

The former president, in reality, is peddling Hostess Twinkies to the American public in double doses. He knows he has hooked the American people, and in particular the media into delivering Twinkies on demand. We are, as a viewing nation, consuming a package or more of Twinkies a day. We are addicted. We have gotten fat for his crazy, zany antics. In fact, we crave them, hunger for them. We have become obese from Trump sugar nuggets. He has created the ultimate media show and it is presented across multiple media platforms. A show that is impossible to cancel, despite its lack of informational fiber.

Netflix originally introduced streaming in 2007 and debuted its first inhouse-produced programming in 2013; that show, House of Cards, exploded in popularity. While not true crime, its success — and the spotlight it shone on the appeal of binge-watching a series — helped open the coffers for Netflix-produced true crime content to come.

Sheila Flynn Independent

Because Twinkies lack fiber, which helps in digestion, gives us a fuller feeling and can help keep sugar levels stable, we remain in this fiberless hungry state craving more. Cable news networks, social media, late night talk shows, ego bloated bloviators and advertisers adding their own sugar to the mixing bowl of so-called news. They are the sugar delivery device–they package the Twinkies. It makes no difference if you are MAGA, A Never Trumper, a RINO or a far left socialist; there is a good chance you are addicted to cable news or scrolling about on social media for Trump Twinkies. We are like sugar-starved humming birds flapping around a feeder.

The Trump saga has way too much drama to walk away from. And this is not by accident. Particularly now with so many court cases. Cable news and social media have their very own Law & Order Trump spin offs. According to NBC “Law & Order dramas have a decades-long legacy. There are seven U.S. shows total in the franchise, which translates to well over 1,000 episodes — with more on the horizon.” America loves crime stories. The more morbid the better, especially if some celebrity is involved. The OJ Simpson case is an example. Accused of a double murder, Simpson’s trial lasted the better part of eight months. People were riveted to evening news shows for the latest up date. Today, Trump has multiple trials in various stages starting with state cases and federal cases with appeals reaching the Supreme Court. You want drama? Tune into Fox and Friends or Morning Joe.

It’s been 20 years since more than 150 million viewers —57% of the country — tuned in to watch the verdict in the O.J. Simpson trial at 10 a.m. on Oct. 3, 1995. The massive viewership of the verdict’s live broadcast was a fitting end to the saga that had captivated the entire nation since the infamous white Bronco chase of the previous June, and its legacy in the media still lasts today.

Time Magazine

We have been led to believe that the Trump drama will end with a conviction in at least one of his trials. But don’t bet on it. So far, Trump’s lawyers have managed to push every trial into the future. And with each court appeal or Supreme Court ruling Trump is creating more processed Twinkies for the American public to feed on. Whether it is additional drama by talking smack about the judges or looking into the sexual escapades of prosecutors it creates more melodrama for all to feast on. Trump may shoot your blood pressure up several notches or flood your brain with dopamine, we are all hooked in to see the next Trump sugar nugget drop–and he knows it.

And if you think the election is going to settle anything, you are wrong. The Trump Saga could run 10 more years with multiple spin offs and thousands of episodes playing across multiple media platforms. There is no cancelation in sight.

 

Politically Speaking: It is time to move on

The NFL season is over. And the Super Bowl is upon us. The two best teams from both conferences will be picked after a grueling season and playoffs loaded with wildcards. As the football season comes to an end the race to pick presidential candidates is just starting. Both Democrats and Republicans have kicked off the race to the White House with primaries in Iowa and New Hampshire.

With the season over, NFL teams have a chance to reflect back on how they fared. Some teams have been abysmal. Eight teams have fired their head coaches. The Washington Commanders shucked off their old name several seasons ago, and now it appears if they are shucking their whole front office and coaching staff. It is a team in desperate need of a compass.

The Seattle Seahawks decided it was time to part ways with the guy who was holding their compass, Pete Carroll. After 14 years and a Super Bowl win, Jody Allen, Chair of the Seattle Seahawks, twitted, “After thoughtful meetings and careful consideration for the best interest of the franchise, we have amicably agreed with Pete Carroll that his role will evolve from Head Coach to remain with the organization as an advisor.”

Jumping over to the other coast. The majordomo of New England football was shown the door. After 24 years the New England Patriots have set aside Bill Belichick. Belichick, the second winningest coach of all time, and as head coach of the Patriots he has won six Super Bowls. But he has struggled of late. And well, like all good things it was time “to move on.”

According to ESPN, team owner, Robert Kraft, he and Belichick had numerous conversations on how to break nearly a quarter century relationship amicably, which resulted in “no conflict, no disagreement and in the end, productive talks resulted in a mutual decision that left both sides comfortable and at ease.”

“Sources familiar with those conversations, there was said to be no conflict, no disagreement, and in the end, productive talks resulted in a mutual decision that left both sides comfortable and at ease.”

It is hard to say if both Carroll and Belichick could have turned next season around. “Wait till next year” was not in the interest of management. Both coaches had good runs but “it was time to move on.”

But unlike NFL coaches moving on, wait till next year is not a phrase catching on in this presidential election cycle of politics. Both Donald Trump and Joe Biden have had good runs, both have been president and both should be planning their presidential libraries, writing their memoirs. Biden should amicably be shown the door and Trump should be barred from the door.

I am not a pollster but I would bet that if most voters were asked if they want different people running for president, except for the hard-core extremest on team Trump, most people would say yes, Please! The country needs to go in a different direction. Hopefully one that advances the principles of democracy and not mired down in the ridiculous religion of political zealots. But here we are, stuck streaming reruns of the NFL’s greatest games.

Here is the problem. The Republicans lack a game plan. It is whatever Trump is bloviating at any given minute. The Democrats have a game plan. But neither party has a bench capable of taking the place of their aging candidates to either make a game plan or move it towards the goal line.

Most veteran GOPers are too afraid to suit up against Trump. Just look how quick the GOP B Team left the field. There wasn’t a wildcard amongst them. They could not even get to the line of scrimmage let alone get a first down, which would be the South Carolina primary. Only one, Nikki Haley, is still on the GOP sideline with Trump. I think there has to be more candidates out there without misguided fears of Trump. There has to be someone who can straps on a helmet and say “put me in.”

On the Democrat side no one wants to challenge the reigning leader. It is always considered a negative political move to take a run at unseating your party’s already sitting president. And it is the incumbent’s prerogative to step down–unless there is a term limit.

The Democrats, like the GOP, are looking at a thin bench, too. I get it. What political party or coach wants to go into the big game with players with limited playing experience at the pro level. Look how Florida Governor Ron DeSantis fumbled the political play calling and is now back on the Suwannee River fishing with the old folks at home and rekindling his feud with Mickey Mouse. DeSantis never faced an A Team of political operatives. He was playing against second stringers.

What is lacking in today’s politics is the old cigar chomping, backroom politicos, the head coach who filled out the party’s slate. The party hack who could make or break a politician’s career. Somebody who could tell Biden and Trump, amicably: It is time to move on.

Congress and Aliens

The Extraterrestrial Highway conspiracy now runs from Area 51 in Nevada to the steps of Congress in Washington DC. It is the intersection of Unidentified Flying Objects, now given the more appropriate scientific/military name: Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenon (UAP), and Congress.

Flying saucers have managed to initiate something the American voter has failed to do: create bipartisan relationships in the conspiracy minded halls of Congress. This, in just a short two years after a mob of partisan terrestrials tried to overturn a presidential election. Some say our government never saw that unidentified anomalous mob making its way down I-95. Now Congress is looking into the cosmos to unite their conspiracy minded beliefs.

But there is nothing like a good conspiracy theory to bring people together. And the UFO conspiracy is still going strong. Fox Mulder was right. The truth is out there and Congress will get to the bottom of it no matter where the deep state is hiding ETs. (Congress will pursue it In the same vigorous manner it searched for missing government documents being used as paper placemats at seaside beach club restaurant.).

It makes sense. There is a strong possibility that intelligent life is out there. We have sent two Voyager probes out into deep space to see what they can see. And undoubtedly, if aliens see them, they will be UAPs. NASA is also using telescopes in space and on the ground to look back into the cosmos, searching for possible life. According to NASA they have “confirmed more than 4,000 exoplanets.” It’s possible maybe some entity on one of those planets was able to develop warp drive and boldly go where no entity has gone before.

What doesn’t make sense is that our government has been covering up some sort of “Independence Day” Bat Cave full of alien body parts and scraps of crashed space crafts. It makes as much sense as Jewish space lasers starting forest fires. But maybe instead of starting fires, Jewish space laser downed a UAP that caused those fires. So maybe, just maybe there are dead incinerated ET fertilizing a rejuvenated California forest. If that is the case, the Defense Department has done a much better job keeping a secret than our former president. He could not keep his cache of pilfered top secret documents hidden in a Florida bathroom.

Meanwhile, we have been told continually, by different administrations and Congresses, there is an alien crisis. This crisis, however, is not in the skies but at our borders. Hordes of unwanted (and somewhat identifiable) aliens are swarming over our walls, swimming across rivers and over coming whatever obstacles the state of Texas can erect.

In fact there is a deep concern that the House Homeland Security Committee is on path to recommend impeachment hearings against the head of Homeland Security, Alejandro Mayorkas. Republican Congressmen say that he is engaging in “egregious misconduct,” and has refused to enforce the law when it comes to keeping aliens from crossing the southern border. Nothing about alien ETs. At some time Congress may just turn the whole immigration crisis over to Texas.

I am not sure our Congress can get out from under its own parochial interests when it comes to UAP. According to NASA, which would play a huge part in investigating UAP, “The scientific method challenges us to solve problems by impartially evaluating our own ideas, by being willing to be wrong, and by following the data.” Does that sound anything like our Congress? We could not agree on a scientific method during the pandemic or how to implement a climate change policy. What makes us think there will be some sort of consensus in Congress concerning the ongoing mysteries of flying saucers?

Determining what UAP are is tough because most of our scientific satellites are looking out into deep space for life. Others are on hard ground, probes rolling around on Mars digging up Martian dirt. Our spaceborn satellites are not censored and calibrated to spot a UAP in our atmosphere. There is no traffic cop looking down for ancient aliens running red lights in our own ozones. For all we know ETs are using the Earth as a cosmic intersection while flying off to Alpha Centauri. We are the podunk planet without a flashing yellow light waiting for some galactic hitchhiker to put a thumb out.

The mission of the AARO (The All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office ) will be to synchronize efforts across the Department of Defense, and with other U.S. federal departments and agencies, to detect, identify and attribute objects of interest in, on, or near military installations, operating areas, training areas, special use airspace and other areas of interest, and, as necessary, to mitigate any associated threats to safety of operations and national security. This includes anomalous, unidentified space, airborne, submerged and transmedium objects.

US Department of Defense

Now, all of a sudden there is a dire concern about aerial phenomena racing across the sky, or in some case just floating aimlessly across the continent. This is a stunner considering Congress can barely agree on closer earthly encounters, like paying our country’s debt. If there is a conspiracy it is the diploid dance being done in Congress. It has the makings of a legislative sleight of hand. “Look up look down your pants are on the ground!”

But relax, America. If Mars were to attack, your Congress is on the case. But should we really expect much from the same group of lug nuts that took three weeks to elect a new Speaker of the House? All this gives new meaning to: Take me to your Leader.

The thing is, it is not like UAP are falling out of the sky like acorns off an oak tree in September. According to NPR, “The Pentagon’s new office for investigating potential UFO sightings received hundreds of new reports in 2022, and while it can explain more than half of those events, a sizable chunk remains a mystery.

“The All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office and the Office of the Director of National Intelligence say, they’re focusing on some 171 cases — including some in which objects “appear to have demonstrated unusual flight characteristics or performance capabilities, and require further analysis.”

“Current FAA guidelines suggest that citizens wanting to report UAP contact their local law enforcement or one or more non-governmental organizations, which is inadequate for drawing scientific inferences. Although such eyewitness reports are often interesting and compelling, they are insufficient on their own for making definitive conclusions about UAP.”

NASA Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena  Independent Study Team Report

It is the analysis where we fly into the unknown. What is needed is a systematic method for figuring out what is darting across our skies. For instance, if Joe Six Pack driving home one night after consuming a six pack at the local watering hole sees what he is sure is a flying saucer or some sort of aerial phenomenon his only reporting agency is the local sheriff’s office, which I am sure has more important things to do than chase after flying pink elephants. Chances are DUI charges will outweigh the UAP sighting.

Therein lies the true concern about UAP. Nobody flying at 35,000 feet wants to run into a weather balloon set loose in China. Worst yet no pilot wants to be sharing the skies with an alien using visual flight rules and who has not filed a flight plan with the FAA. There is a safety aspect to getting a grip on UAP flying at different altitudes no matter how fast they are flying. It is all about flying safe.

But really, do we want the United States Congress anywhere near trying to solve UAP mystery? All they want to know is where ET is.

Caution, Federal Cases at Work–Let the Dunking begin

Former President Donald Trump is often going on about his legal troubles as if it was a witch hunt. At first glance when somebody says witch hunt they probably think of America’s most famous witch hunt: The Salem Witch Trials. These trials took place in 1692 and according to the The National Endowment for the Humanities, “19 (people) were hanged, one pressed to death and five others died in jail.”

According to NPR the last known witchcraft trial was in Virginia in 1706. Grace Sherwood was subjected to the only known way, at the time, to determine if she was a witch. The locals tied her up, and tossed her into the Lynnhaven River. Unfortunately for Sherwood, she floated, “which meant that the devil must be supporting her and therefore she was guilty as charged.” As far as I could tell that is still the only method around to determine if someone is a witch.

Since Trump has repeatedly called his legal woes a witch hunt, it might be reasonable to assume he is trying to avoid some sort of skulduggery that is akin to witchcraft. I have never witnessed a witch hunt but I am willing to bet that most witch hunts have been unsuccessful in actually bagging a real witch. It is like someone saying they rode a unicorn. This may be a good legal tactic on the part of the former president. If he can keep his legal woess in the realm of witchcraft, it is highly unlikely he will be convicted. Unless prosecutors are able to tie him up and chuck him into the Potomac to see if he floats.

But to think that Trump’s attorneys would play the witch card is ridiculous. It is more likely he is going to pursue a different definition of a witch hunt. The one we are more familiar with in modern times. Cambridge Dictionary states that a witch hunt is “an attempt to find and punish people whose opinions are unpopular and who are said to be a danger to society.” This definition is more akin to Senator Joseph McCarthy’s shaking the apple tree in the 1950s trying to see how many delicious pinko reds would fall to the ground.

That definition definitely works for some people. However, I think Trump is using the  Merriam-Webster definition that states a witch hunt is “the searching out and deliberate harassment of those (such as political opponents) with unpopular views.” This definition fits Trump better as he campaigns around the country. He can cast himself off as a victim of socialist regime hell bent on purging the country of people hell bent on making America great again. I think this definition is the paranoid Orwellian looking over his shoulder. What are you hiding in your basement?

The former president is facing some serious federal criminal indictments. Mixing federal cases and witchcraft makes little sense at first glance. But it really is ingenious. The last convicted witch was at the turn of the beginning of the 18th century. Federal cases, however, are a different matter.

Many years ago I heard a lawyer say if the Feds want you the feds will get. Trump has to realise this. He has mentioned Al Capone several times in speeches. Capone, one of the notorious and vicious mob bosses of the 1930s, gets convicted on income tax charges. Really. At least Hunter Biden has some gun charges thrown in with his tax fraud case. FBI.gov says, “Capone was convicted after trial and on November 24, (1931) was sentenced to eleven years in federal prison, fined $50,000 and charged $7,692 for court costs, in addition to $215,000 plus interest due on back taxes.” And to add a cherry on top, the feds threw in an extra six months for contempt of court.

In the past decade sports analytics have been used to improve teams performance on and off the field. I am sure high-priced law firms have an analytics department. “Legal analytics,” according to LexisNexis.com are “tools (to) help lawyers make data-driven decisions on which to build their legal strategies. That could mean things like knowing the probability of a specific motion outcome, how seemingly unrelated cases connect, or how much a settlement award could be.” A little bit more sophisticated than seeing if a person accused of witchcraft floats or not.

What is interesting is that Trump’s lawyers have to be aware of the success rate the Feds have when they go to trial. First off it appears that the Feds are always the home team. It is their ball, their court and their rules. According to pewresearch.com they have a huge winning percentage, too. “In fiscal year 2022, only 290 of 71,954 defendants in federal criminal cases – about 0.4% – went to trial and were acquitted, Another 1,379 went to trial and were found guilty (1.9%).”

But here is the kicker, almost 90% of defendants in 2020 didn’t even go to trial. They pleaded guilty “while another 8.2% had their case dismissed at some point in the judicial process.” Just looking at the percentages less than 9% of those defendants in a federal criminal case came out on top.

Witch hunts hardly, if ever, turn up a real witch let alone convict someone of some sort of sorcery. However, a witchcraft trial is an iffy outcome. If you float you are guilty. And, well, if you don’t, you drown. Despite the 50-50 odds of winning neither verdict generates a positive outcome. Analytics can’t be telling Trump’s lawyers to take those long shot odds in Federal court. Whichever course he takes it looks like he is going to get dunked in the Potomac River; or spending time in Secret Service protection, just not in the Oval Office

Religion and the Bible in an Era of Ill Feelings

I can only imagine how much fun historians will have in 50 or so years from now will have in trying to come to terms for the era we are living in now. Will they try to give it some sort of official historical name like the Era of Ill Feelings. The Rouge Era, where political institutions went off the rails. The Second Great Awakening when religion finally brought government and God together. Or will they simply name it after a person like the Victorian Age and call it the Trumpian Age.

Historians in many ways are like astronomers without space mounted telescopes to look back in time. Instead of telescopes, historians use data, observations, primary sources from the time in question. And today, with so much technology, social media anybody with a smartphone can be a chronicler of history. There is a no dearth of information available. Our technology is so acute that we can even pick up somebody farting during an interview. Not that there is a whole lot of historical significance in that.  

But, just imagine if John Kennedy’s assassination took place in the age of the smart phone. Abraham Zapruder filmed one of the most defining moments of the 20th Century using a an 8mm Bell & Howell home movie camera. He filmed in Kodachrome but without sound. His 27 seconds of film has created never ending controversy and conspiracy theories to enthrall generations of conspiracy buffs. (With the emergence of the cell-phone cameras Kodak stopped making Kodachrome in 2009. The following year it went bankrupt.)

Today, football instant replays have more cameras and angles to determine if the nose of the football “broke the plane” of the end zone than we had in 1963 to determine which way Kennedy’ head was moving at impact. I know, too soon; but it is a point of conspiratorial contention. 

Just think how many smartphones would have filmed Kennedy’s assassination. And from all sorts of angles revealing information that investigators can only dream of—and not to mention Closed Circuit Camera filming traffic. We probably would have had well over 500 videos of the assassination. Heck, somebody was able to film Wagner Group’s mercenary leader, Yevgeny Prigozhin’s, plane “crashing between the villages of Kuzhenkino and Kuzhenkinskoe in Russia’s Tver region. All 10 aboard were killed” according to CNN. I am sure the twin “K” villages are no comparison to Dallas/Fort Worth—even in the1960s. But somehow somebody manage to get a video—Putin vision. Was there a lone missile man on the ground behind the goat pins; or was it a bomb in the luggage? Only the Main Directorate of the GRU knows and they ain’t sayin’.

Historians also can be prognosticators of the future. Look at ESPN’s College Gameday. Every Saturday during football season pundits try to predict this week’s games and how they relate to each other. Searching for which team will be upset ruining their quest for the coveted Number One ranking. Those commentators look at the past trying to piece together a future. 

For instance, we can look back 200 years ago and see some historical similarities of today. In 1817 President James Monroe went into the heart of Federalist territory: Boston Massachusetts. His visit was spun as a goodwill tour but to some Federalist Party members at that time it could have been seen more as an “in your face” moment. 

With the death of Alexander Hamilton the headless Federalist Party got thumped in the 1816 elections and again in 1820. They had lost every election to a clan of Virginian Democratic Republicans since 1800. (Those Republicans are no relation to today’s GOP.) Some, Federalist however, could see the writing on the wall. Our country was in the midst of what Boston journalist, Benjamin Russell, writing in the Columbian Centinel, termed as the “Era of Good Feelings.” The Federalist Party was still around but for all practical purposes it had already started to fade on into the history books.

What made it an Era of Good Feelings was basically the fact that Monroe and the Democratic Republicans had no opposition barking at them. Monroe basically ran unopposed in his second presidential bid, technically the last president to run unopposed since George Washington. So yes maybe it was a time of good feelings. Monroe and company were like the Yankees of the 1920s and ‘30s; the 40’s and 50’s.

Today it is different. It is time where civility has turned to an age of toxicity. The social atmosphere of this planet could be compared with that of Venus, where sulfuric acid rains down creating a hellish place to be caught without your stainless steel umbrella.

And then there is Mike Johnson the new Speaker of the House.  He said, “Someone asked me today in the media, ‘People are curious, what does Mike Johnson think about any issue?’ I said, ‘Well, go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it. That’s my worldview.”

 That might be good spiritual advice in a swampy Louisiana bayou.  But today, I am not sure if most people are gonna find comfort in a leader looking back five or six thousand years for advice from Moses. I am not sure which part of the Bible Johnson prefers. For instance, if it is the Old Testament where it took two or three witness are needed to have a person stoned to death for certain crimes, Donald Trump might be in big trouble in Georgia. Three of his lawyers could put him center stage at a rock concert. 

However, Trump might want to thank James Madison. It could possibly be argued that Madison looked to Moses’ example of separating the Red Sea for inspiration in separating church and state when he wrote: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.” Hence, comes the belief in church and state working different street corners in peace. This could then dovetail into the Eighth Amendment’s cruel and unusual punishment clause, which could keep Trump out of the rock pit in the belief that stoning someone to death sounds a bit cruel. So which is it, Old Testament fire and brimstone or New Testament forgive and love your neighbor–but no coventing?

But we have had Biblical difference before the New World even got settled and on its feet, Catholics and Protestants were going at it in Florida. In 1565 Spanish Catholics massacred French Huguenots (Protestants) who  tried to set up a colony, Fort Caroline, north of St. Augustine on the St. Johns River. Spanish General Pedro Menendez de Aviles made sure that the Protestant colony never got settled when he killed more than 300 settlers and soldiers. Menendez, however, being the good Catholic, and probably adhering to the current worldview at the time, gave the Frenchmen a chance to convert to Catholicism. Most refused and were put to the sword. I am not sure where Menendez found that worldview in scripture.

I do not mean to question the Bible. I will, however, question man’s interpretation of it. So whose world view is Mike Johnson talking about? Is the Bible being pulled off the shelf a Vulgate Bible, which according to vulgate.org “is a Latin version of the Holy Bible, and largely the result of the labors of St Jerome (Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus), who was commissioned by Pope Damasus I in 382 A.D. to make a revision of the old Latin translations.  

Or is Johnson cracking open The New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition Bible. According to the episcopaliannewservice.org “The New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition Bible is the result of a commission of the Society of Biblical Literature by the National Council of Churches, which includes dozens of denominations representing 30 million church members.”

But here is the real kicker about this Bible. This “ecumenical and interfaith” Bible can be the one Bible “suitable in Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox and Jewish context.” Furthermore, “It attempts to reverse the historic trend in translation history from the 19th and 20th centuries in which some Christian communities and scholars of the Bible were historically excluded from the translation endeavors of our English Bibles.”

Sounds sort of woke to me. I just wonder what “Christian communities” could have been excluded. 

What is amazing about all of this is that it comes at a time when a portion of our country cannot agree on the results of the last presidential election. What makes us think we can decide on which Bible to pull off the shelf to get a unified worldview.  Or election results.

Help me! Help Me! I am losing my mind!

It looks as if the paleomammalian (old mammal) brain has collectively taken over House Republicans. Led by the ever de-evolving King Lizard from Florida, Matt Gaetz, the GOP caucus just sacked the Speaker of the House with less thought than where they put their car keys.

Before the House Republicans search for a new leader they might want to begin looking for where they lost their mind. It was neuroscientist Paul McLean who came up with the theory that our brains are divided into three parts, much like our government. And like our government, each section of the brain has a specific function. For instance the primitive or reptilian part of the brain is responsible for keeping the lights on. That is to say things that we take for granted like breathing and blinking.

The paleomammalian brain, the limbic system, is thought to be the emotional part of the brain. It is the warning system of the brain that tells us “hey look out the sky is falling.” It is where subconscious responses come from to keep us safe. Which is really a good thing because it is times like those that we have to make that snap judgment to get out of the way of that falling piano. Something Wile E. Coyote always had a hard time doing.

This brings us to the third part of the brain, the part of the Republican Party brain that seems to have gone out to lunch for the last eight or so years: The neomammalian or new cortex–the prefrontal cortex. It is what thescienceofpsychotherapy.com calls the “‘smart brain’, the executive part of our system that is responsible for all higher order conscious activity.” Oh, but I forgot the House Republicans oppose the current executive decision maker.

There are two key difference (keeping it simple) between the primal and the neo-prefrontal cortex part of the brain. The neo side is a bit “slower in responding to incoming information” than the paleo-limbic system. It is, however, much more sophisticated in processing information. This “‘slow’thinking’ is the hallmark of human intelligence.” Something I am not sure is fully developed and functioning to capacity in the GOPers that roam the Halls of Congress. It is one thing to say, fire the Speaker of the House; but then like a bunch of middle schoolers they have no answer for their actions when hauled into the principal’s office. The “I don’t know” response may have seemed like a good idea at the time. But it is not a sufficient answer, as many of us who have had that little chat know.

cogsci.stackexchange.com

We could take all of this neuroscience to psychoanalysis and really muddy up the waters with Sigmund Freud’s theories on human behavior. Again, according to Freud, we have three elements to deal with: the id, ego and superego.

It would be impossible to put House Congressional Republican Party into some sort of psychoanalysis. But collectively it seems that they have lost a portion of their mind and and are operating at less than full-capacity. According to simplypsychology.org, “The id is the impulsive (and is the unconscious) part of our psyche that responds directly and immediately to basic urges, needs, and desires. The personality of the newborn child is all id.”

Furthermore, “The id is also stubborn, for it responds only to what Freud called the pleasure principle (if it feels good, do it), and nothing else.” The id also has a strong “death instinct.” And “when this energy is directed outward to others, it is expressed as aggression and violence.” The id, like the House Republicans, do not operate in the realm logic or reality of the everyday world. This might help explain January 6th.

Before I get to the ego, I think what is lacking in Congress today is the superego. “The superego operates on the morality principle and motivates us to behave in a socially responsible and acceptable manner.” And its “function is to control the id’s impulses, especially those which society forbids, such as sex and aggression.”

It would be unfair to the current group of Congressmen to say they lack certain moral principles. That claim could be made of a lot of past Congresses. But this group, the 117th Congress, appears to have broken the sound barrier on fundamental conventions of governance. So basically we have a House of Representatives being operated by an extremely large addled-minded kid with no morals and unchecked aggressive behaviors.

So we now we come to the third component of Freud’s trinitarian mind and the one most of us are familiar with: ego. Simply psychology says, “The ego operates according to the reality principle, working out realistic ways of satisfying the id’s demands, often compromising or postponing satisfaction to avoid negative consequences of society.” It is hard to imagine that all the stuffed shirts and blouses on Capitol Hill lacking an ego. But here we are.

But here is the kicker: It is called “reality testing.” If a plan of action (like firing the Speaker) does not work, then “it is thought through again until a solution is found. This is known as reality testing and enables the person to control their impulses and demonstrate self-control, via mastery of the ego.” At this point I am not sure if the House can master itself let alone function according to the Constitution. The main function of the House of Representatives is to come up with a budget. It fails miserably at this Constitutionally mandated duty.

I am not a psychoanalyst but then I do not think you need a PhD in psychology or one from the Harvard school of government to realize that we have a really dysfunctional Congress. It is a loony bin where the inmates hand out the meds and Matt Gaetz determines when to turn off the lights.

What is really frightening is that this group of inmates wants to hand out meds to the other two branches of the government, which most of us agree are barely cognisant without the House of Representatives help. Basically we have a House of Representatives that is semi-brain dead, an emotional cripple and unable to relate to others. Or as six grade teacher questioning an unruly student behavior: Have you lost your mind?

Must See TV

Back in August of 2018 I posted that Donald Trump would win the 2020 election. I was wrong. But I was correct in the drama he creates. Historians may have a lot to say about the Trump era, the rigged election, fake electors the storming of the Capitol. But one thing is for sure, the man knows how to create a reality show.

It is not my intention of rehashing what has been the reality of the last eight years or so. Who really wants to live life from the “golden escalator” ride to the presidency to the January 6th slide into the dark side of democracy and all the side shows in-between. As an aside, one of my favorite news clips from that January 6th day is when the crowd is trying to break through a police line in a tunneled passageway into the Capitol. I image the 300 Spartans defending that narrow coastal pass of Thermopylae against the massive Persian Army trying to break through. In the midst of the mob thronging the tunnel you can see some guy throwing a crutch at the police. I imagine if they had a kitchen sink that would have been tossed in, too. But only in America would there be a handicap accessible Beer Hall Putsch. You just cannot make this stuff up.

The one thing that Trump has given us, and this is undisputed, is riveting television. In the midst of a writers’ strike we still have those zany antics of Trump and Associates. There just does not seem to be Trump fatigue or point where the Trump reality show has jumped the shark. In many ways it just keeps getting better. It’s like CSI, it creates its own spin offs. The Trump Saga continues with the two Congressional Jameses. These two apostolic Trump followers are zealots, part of the Sadducees and Pharisees of the MAGA doctrine.

While The Trump Show has moved from the White House it is now in the GOP controlled House of Representatives. We now have The Jim Jordan Judiciary Show: Justice is Out There on Somebody’s Laptop; and Oversight is Over Right staring James Comer as the Chairman of the House Oversight Committee. Both are hot on the tail of the “Biden Crime Family” but Comer in particular. He has taken up the role of cleaning the White House of all sorts of criminal activity both foreign and domestic. It is a tough nut to crack with the investigation digging deep into secret and nefarious Biden Family deals from Ukraine to China.

This is right out of Mario Puzo’s The Godfather. The only difference is that this story centers around the Irish Mob led by the level headed, even-tempered Don, “Slow Joe” Biden. Don Joe started running his crime family in the shadows of the famous mob families in New York, Philadelphia and Boston–in Delaware, home to some of the most corrupt families in the world: US Bankers.

Don Joe saw a chance to take his family global when he was elected to the Senate in 1972. His dream was to become the ultimate boss of bosses: President. He took several runs but never had the muscle. But he never gave up hope. All the while he was grooming his sons to take over the “family business.”

His hopes in 2016 were dashed. And then the Trump Family struck first, hard and fast. Led by Don Don Trump they took the Democrats to the mattresses using outside muscle from the Russian mafia. Another blow to Old Slow Joe’s hopes of becoming the Boss of Bosses. Or so we thought. The Biden Family regrouped and eventually out fought the Trump family in the high desert of Arizona, in the streets of Milwaukee and woods of Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. But it was a rainy night in Georgia that killed Don Don ‘s hope. He could not find the foot soldiers to flip the Georgia election. When the sky cleared it was the Biden Family that won the day.

However, the story is not over. With these new GOP backed Congressional shows the possibilities are endless. Don Don may be in the hot seat, his legal woes mounting; but his allies are striking back. So far the ratings are down but there is hope that GOP script writers, no match for the striking Hollywood writers, will come up with thrilling plot lines featuring Hunter Biden as their Breaking Bad‘s Gustavo Fring. Maybe they will garner a Network primetime slot or possibly streaming on Hulu.

But these Congressional spectacles are just the teasers for next season, which will be more like the The Valachi Papers. This will center around the trial of Trump’s chief Lieutenant, Mark Meadows, his consigliere Rudy Giuliani, and 17 other low ranking “Buttonmen” of the Trump Family that will leave Atlanta burning for ratings.

We have not had a national trial since the 1995 OJ Simpson Trial. As a country that is addicted to crime shows we have had to be content with 20 plus years of Law and Order and its spin offs: Organized Crime (and Trump’s favorite: Special Victims Unit). The OJ Trial took nearly 10 months to reach a verdict. Can we imagine how long all of the various Trump and Associates’ trials may last. And with an election in there it should make for high drama viewing. Or what TV (and news) producers would call: “Must See TV.”

A Rotten Apple a Day Scares the Good Away

Former President Donald Trump made the trip to Miami to be indicted for not giving back the classified documents he took to Mar-a-Lago from the White House. According to him, the government’s charges are just the continuation of the communist/socialist deep state witch hunt he has been subjected to for the last eight years. Many of his followers have rationalized that the current administration is unjustly “weaponizing” the Justice Department against their political opponents. 

In my mind, our country, “we the people,” deserve everything we are getting from the former President. We had more than enough time before the 2016 Presidential election to witness Donald Trump’s global shenanigans. We have had plenty of time to observe his character as a Presidential candidate and as President.

Since then, we have had plenty of time to witness his influence on the character of others who came into contact with him. Today we live in a tainted apple barrel where the bad bad apple has seeped into and spoiled all the barrels of our government. From the Executive Branch to the Legislative Branch and now the Judicial Branch we can see and smell the festering rancid apple’s contamination on our entire federalist form of government.

According to Merriam-Webster: “We define bad apple as ‘someone who creates problems or causes trouble for others; specifically, a member of a group whose behavior negatively affects the remainder of the group.’ This term is often misunderstood to mean that a troublemaker’s behavior is not representative of the whole group, but the proverb this term originally comes from is “one bad apple spoils the whole barrel.” We are at the point where Johnny Rotten-seed is propagating noxious orchards everywhere.

“…every good tree bears good fruit but, a bad tree bears bad fruit.”

Matthew 7:17

I am not one given to proselytize but Matthew Chapter 7 covers a lot of moral and philosophical ground to live our lives by. Whether you are a Christian or not; or if you don’t even believe in God, it is about building your life on a strong foundation, knowing people for who they are; and not judging. 

“Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.

Matthew 7: 15

The interesting thing about judging is everybody has an opinion on how “things ought to be.” The concordance of any Bible has numerous citations on judgement, judging etc. For instance, John 7:24 Jesus says, “Stop judging by mere appearance, and make a right judgment.” So how do we tell which four-legged beast on the hillside are wolves and which ones are the sheep—making the assumption that there are always more sheep than wolves. Normally sheep run from wolves but today the sheep are running with the wolves.

It seems like Matthew 7 has us metaphorically bouncing back and forth between animal and plant. Jesus says “By their fruit you will recognize them.” He was so emphatic about rotten fruit that he repeats that sentence twice. Once in verse 16 and again in verse 20. And therein lies the dilemma, which tree is bearing all that bad fruit we are dealing with and which ones are just producing sour fruit. And then who determines if it is bad fruit or fruit that is just fermenting.

Rotting is an uncontrolled act of a food decomposing. Dangerous bacteria take over the food in question, breaking it down to a dangerous and foul state. Rotting kills the food.

Fermenting is just the opposite Fermentation is a controlled process that creates an environment in which the food is placed (jar, crock…); when done correctly, beneficial bacteria are produced that discourage the growth of harmful bacteria allowing you to eat it well past its usual shelf life.

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Some people claim that those who wrote the Constitution where the equivalent of today’s Evangelical movement. Without a doubt the foundation of our country is build upon the Judeo-Christian foundation–“values”–and not sand. But one must remember that in the late 1600s and early 1700s Quakers in Pennsylvania didn’t mix to well with Congregationalists in Massachusetts. Anglicans in Virginia had their qualms with Baptists and most colonists kept a suspicious eye on the Papists in Maryland–and later nobody cared for Latter Day Saints, who got chased right on across the Mississippi River and out to Utah. I am going to go out on limb but I would think that all of the various religions could agree on what tree gives off good fruit and which trees should be hewn down. And I would also go farther out on that limb that those who wrote the Constitution put together a document based on secular beliefs of the time with the idea that they would reflect the diverse views Judeo-Christian ethics. Granted, there are exceptions to every rule (of law).

I think the world honestly would be a much healthier place if instead of trying to find rationalizations for our bad behavior we would just say, “I was an asshole. Sure, there were reasons behind it, but that doesn’t matter.

Colin Quinn

In the last year we have witnessed some surreal and absurd public behavior that has people rationalizing what kind of fruit is coming out of the apple barrel. Debating public policy is one. There is no Good Shepherd protecting and guiding the flock. We have shamans and one-eyed pirates roaming the hillsides beguiling the herd. What we are experiencing is the active and open deception of wolves and sheep commingling under the spell of a deal maker. We the people somehow voted him in; but as Carl Sagan once said: “Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.”

 

Pete:
The Preacher said it absolved us.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
For him, not for the law. I’m surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.

Delmar O’Donnell:
But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
That’s not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi’s a little more hard-nosed.

Oh Brother Where Art Thou

Don’t go way mad, just go away

After watching a few minutes of Donald Trump’s CNN New Hampshire town hall with fellow Republicans and undecided voters, I thought to myself: why am I watching a rehash of the last two or three years?

First of all, there was no “news” coming from this town hall. So we can take the “News” out of Cable News Network and replace it with Nitwit. Trump was recycling old reruns or the 2016/2020 elections. I particularly got a kick out of Trump saying he got 12 million more votes in 2020 than he got in 2016. It was more like 11.2 million votes. But who’s counting. Surely not Trump–at least not accurately.

Trump’s 2016 and 2020 election results are similar to two Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl appearances. In 1978 the Cowboys beat the Denver Broncos 27-10. However, in the following Super Bowl they scored 31 points, four more; but lost to the Steelers by four points. Sure they scored more points against the Steelers than they did against the Broncos; but they still lost.

The CNN town hall reminded me of what my Dad would say after a somewhat racus, animated business meeting. When the discussion came to an end and bummed-out people were leaving he would say: Don’t go away mad. Just go away. This is my question: When is Donald Trump going to go away.–mad or otherwise? It is obvious that to make America anything this guy has got to get off center stage. And CNN is not helping by giving him another 15 minutes to pedal his self-concocted version of reality TV.

How is it possible to report on Trump and not speak of the big lie, or say they’ve broken norms if not laws?

Robert Reich LAProgessive

Our political situation has us doubling down on everything. We have a couple of octogenarians running for president. The nearest GOP challenger to Trump as of now is the governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis. And he has not even announced if he is running. At 44 he is a little more than half the age of the Joe Biden and Trump. DeSantis, however does not want to make America great, he wants to take America on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride at Disneyland. He seems more interested fighting “woke windmills” and running against Mickey Mouse (who will turn 95 in November). Two of Trump’s other challengers come from South Carolina. This could be a political comedy: “Guess Who’s Coming to the Chicken Plate Fundraiser.”

Biden’s only announced rival is a reboot of the ’60s with Robert Kennedy, Jr. He says his “mission over the next 18 months of this campaign and throughout my presidency will be to end the corrupt merger of state and corporate power that is threatening… to impose a new kind of corporate feudalism in our country.” It sounds good but I think most Americans could not tell the difference between a feudalistic economy and a socialist economy let alone describe corporate feudalism. As a nation we have not yet come to grips that this country based its economy on slave labor for its first 200 years of its existence. Nobody today remembers when “cotton was king” and made up nearly 60 percent of America’s exports in 1860.

Our political parties have us backed into a corner in a room without windows to even jump out of. Despite being under criminal investigation the GOP is clinging to Trump like the last piece of flotsam from a sinking ship. The Democrats, on the other hand, will ride Biden and the Old Gray Mare to wherever the old horse will go. It use to be a politician could leave office out the front door. Walter Mondale and Al Gore come to mind. Some, however, slither out the back door or jump out of the side window. Presidential aspirants like Gary Hart and John Edwards come to mind. I don’t think a criminal conviction would convince Trump and his followers it’s time to turn out the lights the party’s over. And it could be for the GOP. As for Biden, the pasture might be a pleasant place to graze away the days.

Turn out the lights
The party’s over
They say that all
Good things must end
Call it a night
The party’s over
And tomorrow starts
The same old thing again

Willie Nelson

Andy Warhol is credited with saying “In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.” The statement assumes that after your 15 minutes you would step off the stage. But that was said in a time before social media and cable news. People like Donald Trump have managed to turn their “world-famous” 15 minutes into years. It really is about time we brought the curtain down on Trump and shove him off center stage because as we saw on CNN it was the same old thing again.

https://archive.nytimes.com/opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/03/26/when-cotton-was-king/

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/andy-warhol-probably-never-said-his-celebrated-fame-line-180950456/

https://www.laprogressive.com/the-media-in-the-united-states/why-the-hell-did-cnn-do-it

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2023/04/25/robert-f-kennedy-jr-biden-2024/11733782002/